Friday Funny, August 20, 2010

In keeping with the dog days of summer heat…

It’s  Soooo Hot!

*The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
*The trees are whistling for the dogs.
*The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
*Hot water now comes out of both taps.
*You can make sun tea instantly.
*You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
*The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
*You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
*You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
*You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
*You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 am.
*Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, “What if I get knocked out  and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?”
*You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
*The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper. and of course sour cream, diced onions and a few spoons of chili.
*Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
*The cows are giving evaporated milk.

STAY COOL!

Advertisements

12 thoughts on “Friday Funny, August 20, 2010

  1. Ha! Yes … I remember the summer of 1976, when it was so hot, for so long, that they cooked an egg on the pavement in London and showed it on the news!

    In this weather, I do so hope people remember that their dogs do not wear shoes. Some poor pooches have picked up serious burns to their feet from hot pavements. People don’t realise … imagine when the tar melts and gets stuck, too. OUCH! 😦

    Like

  2. LOL…love that photo too. 🙂
    The humidity is the bugbear here – it’s dull again today but try and move around *doing* anything and pretty soon you’ll be feeling pretty uncomfortable (‘sweating cobs’ as my mother sometimes used to say)!

    Like

Please leave me some comment Luv! I appreciate each and every one.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s