Thoughts to get you through a crisis.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
There is no substitute for genuine lack of preparation.
Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
No one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate.
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.