Friday Funny: CDC Warning 12.17.10

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand and even electronically.

This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT!

This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

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4 thoughts on “Friday Funny: CDC Warning 12.17.10

  1. You are too funny! Fortunately, I am my own boss and my work is lots of fun since I get to play with small tots all day long! I don’t even have to decompress at the end of the day…although a glass of wine is still nice! Hoping you have a lovely weekend!

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