What you can find in the trash

It’s downright amazing what one can find in their spam folder. Every once in a while when I need a laugh, I check out what Askimet (my spam protector) has caught for me. But before we get to those, here are some of the search terms used when my posts were in the return options. WordPress seems to think this is important to me. Don’t ask me why.

do you think peripheral regions will remain peripheral?
I certainly hope so, or we’ll need to re-name them.

peripheral people watching
Well, watching them peripherally is probably better than up close and personal, and in their face.

refererx internet marketing
I got nuthin’ for this one.

refererx increase traffic
I’m not even sure what this is much less whether it will increase traffic.

sensory integration dysfunction
I’m not sure whether to take this personally or not.

prefer to be barefoot
Why, yes I do. Thanks for asking.

sex club
I have absolutely no explanation for this one. I’m 100% confident I’ve never written about sex clubs.

chocolat worldview
Okay, this one is probably more reasonable than the others.

ice witch costume
Just for the record, I’ve never owned an ice witch costume. Ever.

Egypt symbols guide for optimistic
I’m sure they’re fascinating, but one will not find them here.

industrial doome lights
I know what a dome light is, and can imagine what a doom light might be….but what in the world is a doome light?

crazy 48.com
Okay, who told? But they did get my age incorrect.

how to make a dog kennel in a truck
Because that’s definitely where my dog likes to sleep at night.

Now for the main feature:

Project 64: Out of the Box
I’m a web­site crazy man or woman i desire to go through amazing weblog for example your own house.
Well, make up your mind. Are you a man or a woman?

It is impor­tant i love about your blog site is that you simply usu­ally post direct to the con­di­tion details.
I can see where my Project 64 crayon colors would definitely, simply usually speak to the condition in detail.

Will you hold my bag[age]
(Army Wife and Guy’s post for their second anniversary was obviously very inspiring.)
I simply wanted to appre­ciate you yet again. I am not sure the things I could pos­sibly have done without the thoughts con­tributed by you regarding that sub­ject matter. It pre­vi­ously was a fear­some dif­fi­culty in my view, but finding out the spe­cial­ized strategy you resolved that took me to jump with delight. I am grateful for your assis­tance and even hope that you realize what a pow­erful job you were doing edu­cating men and women using a site. Most likely you’ve never come across all of us.

Please keep on sending such texts as this is a spezial article to find on the internet. Im always going to find online for posts which can help and my prob­lems much.! Thx

Whew, made it through another year
(I’m so glad Entrepreneur and my 31st anniversary could be of help to this person bot.)
I wish to show some thanks to you just for res­cuing me from this par­tic­ular sce­nario. As a result of researching throughout the online world and meeting tricks which are not helpful, I thought my entire life was well over. Being alive devoid of the approaches to the issues you’ve sorted out by means of your web­site is a serious case, and the kind that would have badly dam­aged my career if I hadn’t dis­cov­ered your blog post. Your per­sonal training and kind­ness in dealing with all the pieces was very useful. I am not sure what I would have done if I had not dis­cov­ered such a sub­ject like this. It’s pos­sible to at this point look ahead to my future. Thank you so much for the spe­cial­ized and amazing guide. I won’t think twice to sug­gest your web sites to any­body who needs to have coun­selling about this area.

R is for Rahab
(I’m not sure I even want to imagine the thought process behind this one.)
Thanks for that awe­some posting. Useful, and it saved MUCH time!

Precious, Precocious or Perfectly Three
(Whatever. I’m not terribly concerned with gulrotkake, whoever that is.)
Okay post, but not the best Ive seen exactly. You should step it up or gul­rotkake will eat your position.

Birthday wishes for my firstborn
(um, please don’t.)
it was an immea­sur­able plea­sure to read your posts. i will def­i­nitely be coming back here.http://www.capitaocaverna.net

M is for Mercy
(I’m all for coupons for shoes, but you lost me with the bot-speak. Not surprised you aren’t too acquainted with this topic.)
I’m cer­tainly not too acquainted with this topic but I do wish to explore blogs for layout strate­gies and intriguing topics. You ulti­mately described a that I often really do not care much about and pro­duced zappos shoes coupon code pretty fas­ci­nating. That is a great weblog that I’ll be aware of. get Guide in website

N is for Nonsense
(You are most nonsensically welcome.)
thank you very muchhttp://www.asusbrasil.com

Lisa scores an advance copy of Calico Joe
(No words….literally, no words.)
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Oh, spammers…what would I do without you? I need a good laugh from time to time. As for the rest of you humans who so kindly comment with intelligent thoughts…please, keep those cards and letters coming! They brighten my day more than you realize.

 

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    • Good point. I stripped out the link so maybe they won’t notice. But if so, I’m sure their next comment will be equally entertaining!

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  1. Since I moved to WordPress from my own website, I no longer get all these fun fun comments. I do remember when I first started blogging seriously (if ever I’m very serious), I got a couple of spam comments that I took to be for real comments and I was so thrilled! I finally figured it out though.

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