Ponderisms for 2011 I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, … Continue reading Friday Funny: 2011 Ponderisms 1.14.11
To all of my friends in the blogosphere...may your holidays be bright and your cocoa hot this Christmas season. And here's a little food for thought on how the Nativity might play out in our social media age. Consider this my Friday Funny for this week!
Welcome to Round 7 of ABC Wednesday. The meme was started by Mrs. Denise Nesbitt, and people from all over the world come together to play and share their entries. Each week word(s) beginning with the designated letter are selected and illustrate through a photo, poem or prose. My twist on the meme is selecting … Continue reading A Quartet of Quidditative* words
This one is for Slam Dunks. An elderly man from Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. He opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the … Continue reading Friday Funny: 911 Emergency 11.5.10
Paraprosdokian sentences: A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect. ... see below ..... Ø I asked God for a bike, but I … Continue reading Friday Funny, October 22, 2010