Regardless of your worldview about the season, this will make you smile.
I have no idea what television show this is, but it will have you LOLing before it's finished.
Some ways of dealing with the burdens of life... (Thanks Kathryn!) 1 * Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. 2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if … Continue reading Friday Funny: Dealing with the burdens of life
One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately … Continue reading Friday Funny: Don’t mess with the old dogs
I Owe My Mother 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside...I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you … Continue reading Friday Funny: I Owe My Mom 3.11.11