Friday Funny, June 25, 2010

Witticisms

Inside every older person is a younger person — wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow

Old age ain’t no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis

A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do.
A woman must do what he can’t.
-Rhonda Hansome

The phrase “working mother” is redundant.
-Jane Sellman

Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited

If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Anonymous

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man–if you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt